Clothing for Generation X-Y*(4b / 2)

1-Up

Finding a life is always easy for a geek, they're just lying around.

88mph

Geek Tragedy is not liable for temporal disturbances or Oedipus moments caused by this shirt.

Abduction Classic

I wonder why not sheep or pigs? Perhaps aliens like milkshakes?

Abduction Female

Damsel in distress! I'm not going to help, just letting you know...

Abduction - Phone Home

The result of a long-distance call, and he's running before the bill comes in.

Abduction Male

If that's Chuck Norris the aliens are in trouble... if it's not then the GUY is in probe based trouble.

Achievement Unlocked - Eyes Up Here

Hey buddy, go north a bit... Although I accept provocation...

Achievement Unlocked - Go Fertility

This achievement saps money like you wouldn't believe.

Achievement Unlocked - Mental Health

It was weird they started at II, right? RIGHT?!

Achievement Unlocked - I, Literate

Sadly some still don't get this one.

Achievement Unlocked - Outside

The graphics are excellent and the sound effects are realistic but I couldn't find a mission.

Achievement Unlocked - Strong Wrist

It's the gaming. Honestly.

Apparently They Do

I found out for you, Philip! I hate to leave a question unanswered.

Armour Equality

It's the last big Fantasy crisis.

Being A Geek

It's really that simple, lather, rinse and repeat as needed.

Be What You Want

Don't let the world tell you what you can and can't be, be a unicorn if you want to be!

Be Yourself - Female

You can only be yourself... and that's good.

Be Yourself - Male

You tell em Terry, I mean Mum!

Blessed

We really will, someday... *waits impatiently*

Boxed In

At this point I am both covered in tiny but painful claw scratches... and not.

Break Sticks

OK, OK, I didn't mean for Streetfighter! Is there a doctor in the house?

B.S.O.D.

He comes to us all.

Caffiene Powered

It's the fuel that keeps me going (and this website).

Charged

Best of all, it lasts absolutely ages without being plugged in!

Cinders

if.mouse={horse} goto ball.
if.clock={12} run pumpkin.exe.

Connect-sploitation

The trick is to go more than 30 seconds on arrival without asking for the password.

Dammit Jim

Some career advisors are forward thinking. Too many people are pushed into being an escalator.

Dead Aid

Zombies are a forgotten minority and they need our help against shotgun-based persecution.

Dead Dolls

Don't forget, shoot Barbie in the head to stop her coming back. Oh and she bit Ken...

Deathmatch

Seriously, am I supposed to care about chocolate I can't eat?

Defective

Obviously not YOUR keyboard, I'm sure you're fully functioning!

Different Brain

Oh if only problems could be solved this easily... "Just plug in Einstein..."

Electric Personality

He's great at parties, and for charging your laptop if you're in a jungle and it runs out.

Error U53R

It's a little used error code, but one at the root of an awful lot of problems.

Falling

Simple but effective in making anyone stood in front of you feel a bit weird.

Geek God

Hey, somewhere in the world they sculpt with butter, ok?

Geek Love

It's special, fantastic and, best of all, full of mutual shiney things to share.

Geek Power

Switch it on!

Geek Tragedy

Oh my god, won't someone think of the children? The humanity, the humanity!

Geeky and I Know It

I really am, and it's just as good as being sexy. That's what I tell myself anyway.

Grammar Police - Apostrophe

Such a little thing to be abused so often by so many... It needs respect!

Grammar Police - Literally

Some people literally don't know what the word means.

Grammar Police - Priviledge

If you use multiple ! or ? we will revoke your punctuating ability.

Grammar Police - They're/Their/There

It's only spelling, just work at it...

Grammar Police - You're/Your

Come on, it's a couple letters and an apostrophe different, you can do it!

Growing Up

Sometimes the very best way to be a happy adult is to be a REALLY happy child.

Guild of Procrastinators

Let's be honest, we'll never amount to much as everyone pays their subs next week, every week.

Home Is...

My router has a little tapestry sign on it with this on....

Hypnotise

You are feeling sleepy... hear my voice, you will buy lots of Geek Tragedy merchandise...

I Fear Nothing

If you're not a little scared of your browser history then you're really not doing it right...

I Love My Geek

Shout it out loud for the world to know! You'll be a beacon for all geeks, in a good way.

iLoan

Shiney things good.

Shiney things expensive.

In Olden Days

It was just A or B, A or B, but kids these days won't believe you.

Inadequate

It doesn't have to be much, but maybe just a little hint, a charade, anything?

Independent Princess

She'll sort it herself, thanks...

Infinity

Everyone knows too many gadgets is not enough.

Intelligent Life

Lets just hope they look a little deeper.

International Love

This is one for the language geeks rather than tech geeks...

Internet Police - Brainalyser

You're over the limit for inactive brain cells.

Internet Police - Crazy

Twitter is the great de-leveller.

Internet Police - Following

Don't get me started on poking.

Internet Police - Logic

I couldn't follow it with a map.

Internet Police - Moron

We have standards here.

Internet Police - Rights

Some rights are... more right.

Internet Police - Sarcasm

At least they don't understand it most of the time.

Internet Police - Share

Read first, then share.

It's In My Makeup

I can't help it, it's programmed into me. I'm a slave to my chemistry.

Java-Script

The funny thing is coffee is what makes Javascript happen around here...

Jediscript

I'm confident this is just forked code from Yoda's own programming.

Let Me Win

Is there a more pitiful way to try and get inside someone's cosplay outfit?

Magic Word

You'd think more people would know this, it's amazing what it can make happen.

Make Your Mind Up

Something I'm made aware of by female friends regularly is this social conundrum...

Man Power

Switch it on!

No

I know, I'm sorry but it just doesn't... It only needs one button for pity's sake!

No Need

If someone you know has said this warn me through the contact form, I can find them the help they need.

Office Dreams

I know I used to have these when I was stuck in an office all day, I blame the tie cutting off oxygen.

One Code

If you're here, chances are you know this one. More things in life need it!

Pixel Pride

Show your pride in 8-bit magnificence!

Plug N Play

One day I'll understand how it always takes at least 3 goes... I blame space/time rips.

Powerrrrr

The Men In Black keep this off the official periodic table for fear of over-use.

Procrastagirl

You know how the hero always, ALWAYS gets to the assistant in danger right in the nick of time? This one doesn't.

Procrastaman

You know how the hero always, ALWAYS gets to the assistant in danger right in the nick of time? This one doesn't.

Protect Our Rights

Fight back against the people who think video games are the root of all evil! Just be careful, they have guns..

Psychic Support

I'm seeing a tall, dark stranger breaking your computer... Do you know anyone called Archibald?

Quitting

Real quitters don't tell anyone, they just do it...

Ready Aim Miss

How did this lot beat the Jedi? I guess they dove into the path of misses thinking they'd shoot on target.

Reboot Yourself

Sometimes it's pretty much the only way, I even do it myself sometimes.

Red Shirt Diaries

Surely even the ensigns must have worked out what's going on...

Retro Game Over

Please insert 10p to play again.

Retro Platforms

Kids today with fancy 3D graphics don't know they're born.

Roses are...

One for the photographers and designers who spend too long in a hex wheel....

Set Your Mind

The human capacity for procrastination is truly awe inspiring.

Showoffs...

Poor little lead with his feet on the ground.

Side Quests

I just don't want to miss anything.

Slay of the Dead

Sometimes it's always best to get the professionals in... Years of Resident Evil pays off!

Split Personality

I'm in two minds over everything...

Spot the Female Warrior

Anyone want to swap? Guys?

Supreme Being

She's... Perfect. And she really was...

Telekinesis

It's moving...

The Engineer's Motto

Then, once it's broken, it needs more features to fix it!

Things Change

I'm so old I remember a time that phone cases were pointless...

Three Rules

Whatever you do in life, ALWAYS heed the old chinese man when he sells you something.

The Time Traveller's Life

We'd all be tempted, don't act heroic with me, I can tell.

Top of the League

Truly the best of the best of the best...

T-Rex Hates Selfies

They just never look like him however hard he tries.

Trust Me

Let me wave my smartphone over you, it's a tricorder really...

Turn On

I have nothing else to say about this shirt. But you all agree.

U and I

It's having lines like that which makes me wonder why I'm not fighting them off with a toy lightsaber.

Unsupervised

Let's be honest, the possibilities are endless... and that's equal parts scary and exciting.

Unusual Suspects

Who needs Keyser Soze? He was an amateur, not a minion in sight.

V for...

It'll give you the X-Factor

Validated

I am who I am, I promise, look I have a little rosette to prove it!

We're Doomed

Red Shirts, otherwise known as the Carmine Death Shroud.

Woman Power

Switch it on!

1-Up

1-Up

88mph

88mph

Abduction Classic

Abduction Classic

Abduction Female

Abduction Female

Abduction Going Home

Abduction - Phone Home

Abduction Male

Abduction Male

Achievement Unlocked - Eyes Up Here

Achievement Unlocked - Eyes Up Here

Achievement Unlocked - Go Fertility

Achievement Unlocked - Go Fertility

Achievement Unlocked - Mental Health

Achievement Unlocked - Mental Health

Achievement Unlocked - I, Literate

Achievement Unlocked - I, Literate

Achievement Unlocked - Outside

Achievement Unlocked - Outside

Achievement Unlocked - Strong Wrist

Achievement Unlocked - Strong Wrist

Apparently They Do

Apparently They Do

Armour Equality

Armour Equality

Being A Geek

Being A Geek

Be What You Want

Be What You Want

Be Yourself - Female

Be Yourself - Female

Be Yourself - Male

Be Yourself - Male

Blessed

Blessed

Boxed In

Boxed In

Break Sticks

Break Sticks

B.S.O.D.

B.S.O.D.

Caffiene Powered

Caffiene Powered

Charged

Charged

Cinders

Cinders

Connect-sploitation

Connect-sploitation

Dammit Jim

Dammit Jim

Dead Aid

Dead Aid

Dead Dolls

Dead Dolls

Deal With It

Deal With It

Deathmatch

Deathmatch

Defective

Defective

Different Brain

Different Brain

Electric Personality

Electric Personality

Error U53R

Error U53R

Falling

Falling

Geek.exe

Geek.exe

Geek God

Geek God

Geek Love

Geek Love

Geek Power

Geek Power