Geek Tragedy is the alter-ego of mild-mannered geek Andy Spencer who denies it's just a great excuse to watch every episode of Star Trek and call it "research".

The fact he doesn't have any special powers doesn't stop him donning a cape, a mask and tights while designing.

Abduction - Phone Home

So when an alien phones home, do they have to dial 9 for an outside line? What number do they actually call? Most importantly do the people on the other end the line think it's a wind up?

"Hey, Brrpitel, I've crashed on Earth, I need you to come pick me up." "Give over Krktel, you know it's my anniversary so I'm out with the other halves, go bother someone else."